Donald Trump’s Attorney Threatens Stranger In Colorfully-Explicit Email Chain: ‘Watch Your Back, Bitch’ — But He Just Had A Long Day!

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Since Donald Trump tends to run things like an Atlantic City mob boss, it’s no surprise his personal lawyer is pretty much a profane sleazeball straight out of a Martin Scorsese film.

Marc Kasowitz, the President’s personal attorney on the Russia investigation, threatened a retired public relations official in a string of “come at me bro”-themed emails on Wednesday night.

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The man, who asked to remain unidentified (we wonder why…), read a ProPublica story this week on how the New York lawyer does not expect to obtain a security clearance despite defending POTUS in the case that involves access to classified material.

The reader sent Kasowitz an email with the subject line “Resign Now,” advising he remove himself from the case as to not taint his own reputation by being a footnote on Trump’s crooked legacy.

Well, the lawyer wasn’t too happy about that. He responded with a series of angry messages sent between 9:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. EST., with all the classy intimidation of a Boardwalk Empire character:

“I’m on you now. You are fucking with me now Let’s see who you are Watch your back , bitch.”

In another email, he wrote (we highly recommend reading the following in the voice of Joe Pesci):

“Call me. Don’t be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don’t call, you’re just afraid├óΓé¼┬ª I already know where you live, I’m on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.”

Wow. What a tough guy!

The emailer was so disturbed by the response, he forwarded the exchange to the FBI so there would be a written record in case Kasowitz followed through on the threat.

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But just like Trump, it appears his lawyer was all talk. (A good thing, in this case!) Kasowitz’s spokesman said the emails just came after a particularly long day. He wrote in an apologetic statement:

“Mr. Kasowitz, who is tied up with client matters, said he intends to apologize to the writer of the email referenced in today’s ProPublica story. While no excuse, the email came at the end of a very long day that at 10 p.m. was not yet over. ├óΓé¼╦£The person sending that email is entitled to his opinion and I should not have responded in that inappropriate manner,’ Mr. Kasowitz said. ├óΓé¼╦£I intend to send him an email stating just that. This is one of those times where one wishes he could reverse the clock, but of course I can’t.'”

At least we know he has the capability to be professional!

Though experts say the attorney could have trouble getting a security clearance because of a purported recent history of alcohol abuse.

While former employees at Kasowitz’s firm say he has engaged in behavior that made them uncomfortable, the attorney’s spokesman issued a statement disputing the claims, writing:

“Marc Kasowitz has not struggled with alcoholism. He has not come into the office intoxicated, attorneys have not had to go across the street to the restaurant during the workday to consult Kasowitz on work matters.”

Dealing with reports of alcohol abuse AND Trump’s we-can-only-imagine-how-kooky antics on the cusp of the Russia case? No wonder this guy’s exploding!

Head over to ProPublica to read the full exchange.

[Image via C-SPAN.]

Jul 14, 2017 11:32am PDT

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