Holy shit, that did not take long!
On his eleventh day as White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci has already been let go!
Current White House press secretary (for the moment) Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to make it seem like a reasonable thing to happen, and not an utter failure, in an official statement:
“Anthony Scaramucci will be leaving his role as White House Communications Director. Mr. Scaramucci felt it was best to give Chief of Staff John Kelly a clean slate and the ability to build his own team. We wish him all the best.”
But Twitter wasn’t buying it! See some of the best reactions to Trump’s latest flop (below):
lol this fucking dumpster fire
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 31, 2017
OMG he’s gonna replace Scaramucci with OJ
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 31, 2017
Dear @Scaramucci you set the image of Italian Americans back decades with your thug talk and “from one Italian to another” nonsense. Later! https://t.co/E5dbJDBMvC
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) July 31, 2017
*opens brain hard drive*
*drags “Scaramucci info” folder to trash*
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) July 31, 2017
Mr. Scaramucci had a good run. We├óΓé¼Γäóre going to miss him. Thanks to him I pulled my back out trying to suck my own cock.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) July 31, 2017
How the fuck is Scaramucci already out of a goddamn job? Woulda been great at that cocksucker. Fuck piss cunt shit. Buttcock.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2017
I’m bummed that Scaramucci will now be just a one-episode guest role when American Crime/Horror Story does Trump.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 31, 2017
The Mooch is out. Doesn’t matter really. We’re kind of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this point.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Mary McCormack (@marycmccormack) July 31, 2017
Dancing With the Stars roster is getting full. Spicer, Priebus, and Scaramucci are gonna have to compete as a trio, “The Trumpeteers”.├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╝├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╗├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╗
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 31, 2017
Damn, homie lost his wife and his job in a week and a half. Talk about taking an L.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Gerrick D. Kennedy (@GerrickKennedy) July 31, 2017
“I’m going to fire every one of them. They’ll all be fired by me.”
Antony Scaramucci, 5 days ago. Before he was fired.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Jack Monroe (@MxJackMonroe) July 31, 2017
Even we were surprised! See, we wrote to The Mooch exactly one week ago:
You will be fired by December.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Perez (@ThePerezHilton) July 24, 2017
What can we say? We’re the first to admit when we’re wrong! Ha!
[Image via CNN.]