Donald Trump Sends Servant Mike Pence On Stupid (And Expensive) National Anthem Publicity Stunt

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Poor Mike Pence, he’s so close to being President of the United States, and yet, he’s so unbelievably craven and morally bankrupt in every way, forced to eternity to lick the boots of one Donald Trump over, and over, and over again.

Actually, on second thought, not poor Mike Pence. No, fuck that guy. Especially if he continues to do ridiculous stuff like this!!!

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If you didn’t hear about it earlier this morning, here’s what went down today in Indianapolis: Pence, the former Governor of Indiana, flew in to watch the Indianapolis Colts play the San Francisco 49ers in an NFL game.

Only, after some of the 49ers players opted to exercise THEIR CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED RIGHTS and take a knee during the National Anthem, Pence left before the game started.

Here’s how he described it going down (below):

Oh, gee, that looks so patriotic, and so principled, and so NOT AT ALL PLANNED! Right?


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No, that shit was planned.

Yeah, let’s keep going… THIS SHIT WAS PLANNED.

According to media reports out of San Jose, he’s been planning a California fundraising visit for some time.

Even locals in Indiana are making fun of Pence for being Trump’s flunky!!

And Twitter picked up very quickly on how shallow and silly a publicity stunt this whole Pence thing really became (below):


Good job, Republicans. GREAT job, Trump.

You’re officially the most needlessly political, most divisive set of leaders in the recent history of this country.


[Image via Twitter.]

Oct 8, 2017 6:04pm PDT

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