Donald Trump’s Border Wall Plans Are Ruined Thanks To Cards Against Humanity! See How The Company Is Saving America!

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The wall Donald Trump grandly proposed to build along the U.S.-Mexico border is looking to be another one of his empty campaign promises.

But just in case POTUS ever convinces blackmails Mexico to pay for the damn thing, another pesky entity has stepped up to block his plans.

No, it’s not a rebooted Bernie Sanders — it’s Cards Against Humanity!

Because 2017 hasn’t been bizarre enough, the irreverent card game company says it bought land on the U.S.-Mexico border to prevent the president from building his wall.

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On its website, the company said the effort was part of a holiday promotion where customers could contribute to the project with $15 purchases for “America-saving surprises” — the first surprise being the land purchase and its legal defense.

The card company did not say where the plot of vacant land was located, but assured all recipients would get “an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.”

Soon, all hands were on deck — CAH said it was sold out of purchases just a few hours after launching the holiday promotion on Tuesday. We guess these are the heroes we deserve right now?

How will Cards Against Humanity save America next? Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to find out!

[Image via C-SPAN/Instagram.]

Nov 15, 2017 11:44pm PDT

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