Donald Trump and his family couldn’t be in New York to vote for the mayoral election in November. After all, they all live and work in Washington, D.C. now.
Well, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner work. Even Melania Trump had a lot of Christmas decorating to do. Donald apparently mostly watches TV and tweets while hopped up on massive amounts of Diet Coke.
So obviously the answer is absentee ballot, right?
Well, not if you’re this crew. According to the NY Daily News, the First Family found the process too daunting.
The Board of Elections reports all four of them messed up their ballots! In four different ways!
Melania failed to sign her envelope, something made clear in the instructions. So her vote wasn’t counted.
Ivanka didn’t mail her ballot until Election Day — and since the mail isn’t magic, that was far too late to make it in time.
Jared never even mailed his in.
As for Donald himself, the Board said his vote actually was counted despite the fact it may not have actually been legally accurate enough.
See, Donald marked his birthday as July 14, 1946. He was actually born on June 14.
Yep. He got his own birthday wrong.
And it was so important to him to get this right, too! After all he called Bill De Blasio the “worst Mayor in the U.S.”
[Image via CBS.]