Kevin Hart Shares Hilarious Story Of Being Left ‘Home Alone’ By His Wife!

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When Kevin’s wife left, she forgot one important detail. Kevin. LOLz!

Kevin Hart shared a HIGHlariously relatable Instagram Story on Wednesday about being left home alone with the kids and dogs as his wife Eniko Parrish went out for “a couple hours.”

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The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle star says he was fine watching the three kids, including newborn Kenzo Kash, for a while:

“I had it under control in the beginning, I really did, but then the baby started crying, so I went up and I grabbed the baby.”

Then after he “changed the baby’s diaper” suddenly he heard barking…

“Came to find out my dogs got outside. Not really sure how — my big Doberman opened the goddamned door.”

Um, what? Find out what happened to give Kevin a “mini breakdown” (below):

“I got the baby, so I call my other kids ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ my 12- and my 10-year-old ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they don’t hear me, ’cause they got the virtual-reality game set on, so they can’t hear shit I’m saying. That’s when it got real.

I had to put the baby down in the crib so I could go get the dogs. Soon as I put the baby down, the baby started crying. I somehow hit my foot on the rocking chair, twist my ankle. Ouch.

Now I’m going outside to get the dogs, but I still got the baby stuff hooked up to the end of the chair, so I knock all that shit over ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Diaper Genie, everything. I say fuck it. Shit got real. I go grab the dogs, get the dogs inside, the baby’s crying still… gotta go grab the baby.

At the same time I grab the baby, I go inside the room and knock the VR (virtual reality) set right off my damn kids’ heads. They said, ├óΓé¼╦£What’d we do?’ I said, ├óΓé¼╦£Nothing, man. Dad just had a mini breakdown. Y’all turn the volume down on that shit so you can hear me next time I call you.'”

Sounds more like Mr. Mom than Home Alone tbh, but we’d be good with Kevin remaking either. Especially if he was playing an 8-year-old. Ha!

[Image via 20th Century Fox/Instagram.]

Dec 28, 2017 5:41pm PDT

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