Ellen DeGeneres is deeply sorry to disappoint you, Eric Trump.
On Thursday’s taping, Ellen admitted to being flattered by the notion of her being influential enough to be involved with a shadowy entity that conspiracy theorists believe secretly controls the elected government.
The only thing is, there’s no WAY Ellen has the time for a commitment like that — she’s too busy with her Gay Agenda meetings (is it our turn to host this week?) and Illuminati brunches with Beyonc├â┬⌐. Busy lady!
Watch the video (below) to hear Ellen throw out a few logical explanations as to why Twitter would suggest Eric follow her account.
[Image via EllenTube.]