Harvey Weinstein Is So Fat And Ugly That Porn Producers Are Refusing To Parody Him!

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Never make fun of people’s looks… unless the person you’re making fun of is the monster Harvey Weinstein.

New rule, just made it up! Ha!!!

Porn production companies like WoodRocket, HUSTLER, and Burning Angel spoof and parody pretty much everything nowadays — if it’s big in the news, or movies, or entertainment at some point, you can assume one of them will be doing a porn spoof of it soon afterwards.

They’ve done a million porn parodies of real-life events, including things like Ten Inch Ninja Turtles, and a Tiger Woods spoof after his issues a few years back.

Related: Harvey’s Too Poor To Pay Child Support Now…

But word has come down from the company that even though his sexual misconduct has been ALL over the news the last few months, Harvey Weinstein will NOT be the subject of any porn spoof on their end.

Why?

Simple — there are two reasons. The first, according to WoodRocket producer Lee Roy Myers, is noble:

“WoodRocket.com would never do a parody of somebody or something that hurt people.”

Amen to that!!!

But the second AND WAY BETTER reason for avoiding a Harvey Weinstein porn spoof came from Burning Angel founder Joanna Angel, who told TMZ (below):

“There are certain aesthetic standards for today’s male performers, and there is no one who remotely comes close to looking like Harvey Weinstein, nor should there be.”

Ha!!!

That is the most polite-sounding-and-yet-SO-vicious takedown EVER!

Love it!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Jan 21, 2018 11:03am PDT

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