In his river of dreams.
Most of Christie Brinkley‘s life has been politely dodging men’s advances as she quietly dies on the inside, but now, she’s done being discreet about her icky encounters with men!
Well, one man in particular: Donald Trump, who the supermodel says once tried to hit on her back in the 1980s when he was married.
In an interview with PORTER magazine, the 64-year-old said Trump was “out chasing skirts” when he called her at the Plaza Hotel in New York City and offered to fly her to Aspen, Colorado in his private jet.
At the time, the businessman was married to Ivana Trump and Brinkley was dating Billy Joel — of course, neither romantic obstacle was an issue for Donny. The supermodel continued:
“My phone rings and this guy goes, ‘Hey, Christie, it’s The Donald.’ I say, ‘Hi, Billy,’ because I was dating Billy at the time. But the voice goes, ‘No, no. It’s The Donald!’ So I say, ‘What’s up?’ And he says, ‘I hear you’re leaving for Aspen tomorrow. I am too. I’d like to give you a ride on my private jet.'”
No stranger to slimy pickup lines, Brinkley knew exactly what Trump’s offer meant:
“I knew he was married, and there he was asking me to go on his plane. He was kind of flirty about it. He was out chasing skirts.”
The Uptown Girl turned down the offer, but not without a little persistence from the future-president:
“So I reply, ‘Thank you, but I have already arranged my flights.’ ‘So cancel them!’ was his response, and I say, ‘No, thank you. I’m going with friends.'”
micropenis bullet there!
The supermodel also revealed that she’s had dinner with Trump before and found him to be “smarmy,” explaining:
“I’ve always found him smarmy, as in, ‘Watch out, part the waves, the rich people are coming, everything is gold, solid 24-carat gold, the best, the greatest, nobody else has more gold on anything in their house than me. Did you bring a brush? Let’s gold-leaf it!'”
Yuck. We can actually hear him saying all those things in that haunting nasally voice.
No really, it’s not going away. Make it stop!
As for why the bombshell is revealing this story now, Brinkley simply said:
“I’m done being discreet.”
Ain’t we all, sister.
[Image via Rob Rich/Gisele Tellier/Future Image/WENN.]