Forget Mr. Grey, we’re all about Mr. Corden.
In the vid, rather than expose Jamie to a “red room,” the chat show host reveals his dirty secret — that he’s a model train collector. While the 35-year-old teases James for being a “nerd,” the British comedian clarifies that he’s actually a “hobbyist.”
Of course, a montage of Corden educating Dornan about model train collecting ensues, but it does NOT have a happy end.
As the two actors reach their steamy climax, Jamie inquires if James plays Dungeons and Dragons. This sends the Tony winner into a blind rage, calling Dakota Johnson‘s onscreen lover a “sick, sick bastard”!
Be sure to watch the HIGHlarious parody for yourself (above)!