The actress responded to becoming the subject of a hilarious meme during the 90th Academy Awards broadcast on Sunday: a close-up of her suddenly having an epiphany, looking like she had just discovered the meaning of life and/or Guillermo del Toro.
Well, the Love, Simon actress doesn’t actually remember what she was thinking during that moment (or so she says), but she did provide a few of her own theories on her Instagram Story on Monday.
The day after the Oscars, the 45-year-old offered three possible realizations she might have come to during the ceremony, joking:
“Congrats to Shape of Water! Maybe I should date a fish?”
Ha! Fishes don’t sleep with the nanny… (Too soon? Y’all were thinking it!)
For her second theory, Garner alluded to the tagline of her popular Capital One Venture commercials, continuing:
“Hey Jimmy Kimmel, what’s in your wallet? Wait, where’s my wallet?”
Wait, where’s Frances McDormand‘s Best Actress award? Phew… nvm, they found it!
And finally, some praise (and mild shade) for her soon-to-be-colleague Lena Dunham:
“Can’t wait to work with Lena Dunham! Wait, did I sign a nudity waiver?”
We have a feeling Garner might be keeping her actual realization to herself — but those all hilariously fit with her OMG-epiphany. Watch it again (below)!
[Image via ABC.]