The world has been a colder, crueler place without reality television’s most beloved meatballs running amuck on the shores of New Jersey. Which is why expectations for Jersey Shore Family Vacation were high, to say the least.
Well, you can breathe a sigh of relief: the Jersey Shore cast came back with an insatiable urge to entertain the masses in the premiere episode of their reunion show Thursday (Jerzday) night.
While some fans were busy laughing at Snooki‘s “hot mess mommy” attitude or the ballad of the Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola sex doll, others were in awe of how much Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has matured since we saw him last.
But don’t worry — not everyone in the cast has grown wiser with age. (Looking at you, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro!)
See the reactions to the Jersey Shore Family Vacation premiere (below)!
Snooki just peed in the pool.
Never related to anyone more than Vinny white girl wasted off some vodka sodas, eating the toppings off of his pizza because he’s foolishly trying to avoid carbs #JerseyShoreFamilyVacation
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ SS (@sarahxsilva) April 6, 2018
I AM SCREAMING at Sammi doll gurgling in the Pool “Staaapp Rahhhn” ├░┼╕┬Å┼á├óΓé¼┬ì├óΓäóΓé¼├»┬╕┬Å #JSFamilyVacation #JerseyShoreFamilyVacation
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Have YOU seen the premiere yet?
If not, here’s basically what you missed:
This was the best part of Jersey Shore last night. I couldn├óΓé¼Γäót breathe ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÜ #JerseyShoreFamilyVacation pic.twitter.com/mkcRTCz1GV
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ .Mel. (@SayHello__Kitty) April 6, 2018
[Image via MTV.]