Sex-Crazed Pandas! Twitter Couldn’t Handle This Story Fox News Actually Ran During The Michael Cohen Scandal!

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Forget about Donald Trump‘s lawyer Michael Cohen getting raided by the FBI! THIS is real news!

On Monday night, Tucker Carlson ended his Fox News show with a story from the Wall Street Journal about “aggressive and sex-crazed” pandas! We kid you not!

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The conservative pundit exclaimed:

“You know the official story about pandas ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they’re cute, but adorably helpless, which is why they’re almost extinct. But like a lot of what we hear, that’s a lie… The real panda is a secret stud with a taste for flesh and a fearsome bite… They’re not against sex, either ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they just hate unsexy zoos… But when they’re in the wild, male pandas engage in a fierce sexual contest. The winner has sex 40 times in a single afternoon.”

As seen here:

Earlier in the show, Carlson criticized competitor CNN for treating Michael Cohen’s F.B.I. raid as breaking news, and for cutting short United States Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley‘s comments about Syria.

He smirked:

“Well, that raid is reportedly connected to the Stormy Daniels story that CNN covered wall-to-wall and of course, Stormy Daniels is way more important than any war with Syria… That’s CNN’s position.”

Yeah, it’s only our president’s communications with his personal lawyer being seized by the U.S. Attorney as part of a criminal investigation. Nothing to see here!

Of course, several social media users took to Twitter to mock the network for distracting from the Cohen news in favor of a story about horny pandas.

See the best reactions (below):

[Image via Fox News.]

Apr 10, 2018 8:15pm PDT

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