Meat Mitt Romney Makes The Internet LOL With Hot Dog Quote!

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Despite the public perception of him, Mitt Romney wants you to know he’s super relatable. No, he doesn’t watch TV or need oxygen to breathe — those are human qualities — but he does love himself a good, all-American hot dog!

In a Washington Examiner piece on his Senate run, the politician felt the need to talk about about his “favorite” meat product. He gushed to a gaggle of supporters joining him for dinner:

“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat… My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.”

He don’t fuck with no pretentious steak! See, Romney’s a man of the people… people who love low-grade meat trimmings and other slaughter by-products!

Batter up!

[Image via ABC.]

May 4, 2018 5:41pm PDT

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