Bristol Palin sure picked a winner in sperminator and fiance Levi Johnston!
In a rare interview with the Associate Press, Johnston confides that he and Bristol had planned to marry long before the Veep candidate’s daughter revealed her pregnancy. He does admit, however, that the pregnancy came as a surprise.
Really? A surprise? Like, oh you didn’t know you weren’t wearing a condom when you guys had sex? You didn’t know that sex made babies?
Oh wait, he probably doesn’t know what condoms are!
The ex-high school hockey player is apparently a Wasilla, Alaska, heartthrob who loves to go out fishing and hunting, bagging bears, sheep, elk, and caribou. He drives a pickup truck and is dropping out of high school to become an electrician.
Sounds like he is on the right path to becoming a Maury Show babydaddy!
In a romantic gesture, when Johnston lost a promise ring given to him by Bristol, he just had her name tattooed on his finger instead.
Maybe he could go hunting with Casey Aldridge, just like Johnston plans on taking his future son hunting. Although, he revealed the sex of the baby, he refused to comment on baby names.
We’re sure the list includes names like Billy or Bobby.
But, you know what really makes this fellow a total catch????
Even though he was invited on the Republican campaign and has been highly visible alongside baby mama Bristol and her mother Sarah Palin, Johnston will not be voting this year.
He missed the deadline to register to vote!!!
We’re relieved.
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