Coachella Just Got A LOT Creepier With Craigslist Ad From An Older Man Looking For A ‘Travel Companion’ — See His 20 Sugar Daddy Demands!
Ladies of Coachella, beware!!
A few days following the announcement of Coachella‘s lineup, an ad from a 56-year-old man named “Gordon” surfaced on Craigslist. Apparently Gordie, who just quit his job and is recently divorced, is looking for a “travel companion.”
While this is clearly a sugar daddy situation, the “fun” guy’s list of twenty demands for the lucky winner is what’s gaining the post lots of attention. In fact, Gordon’s post has a whopping twenty requests!
Before we get into the bizarre wish list, here’s a little bit about Gordie:
“Ok here’s the deal. I have a VIP Pass for Weekend 2. I’m willing to give it away for free to the right person. I’m looking for a travel “companion” that can enjoy the festival with me and just have a good time. I left my job as Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation and subsequently divorced my wife of 11 years. I cashed out my 401k and decided that moving forward, my life is all about having fun! No more team meetings, no more employee evaluations, no more balance sheets, no more darn conference calls at 7am. JUST FUN! I have a room at the Tropics Motor Motel in Indio Thursday through Monday. If you believe you can meet the below criteria, please shoot me an email and describe why you think you make the best fit. I appreciate your time and look forward to finding the right “one”!”
As for the demands, they range from posting at least four coupley pics to Instagram (scenarios suggested), “periodic moments of extended eye contact,” and all “personal grooming” should be done in “his presence.”
Take a look at the full list (below)!
“1. Must be female between the ages of 19 and 25
2. Must be comfortable traveling in a Recreational Vehicle (Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100 ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ pic attached).
3. Must have fashionable sense of style in the vein of typical coachella goer (i.e. cute indian headband, small ripped jean shorts, lots of colorful bracelets, etc).
4. Preferably have a playlist of various Coachella artists on phone we can listen to on ride over.
5. Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times.
6. Must be open-minded and opportunistic.
7. Must be ok with periodic hand-holding (perhaps during certain sensual songs and while walking into the festival initially).
8. Fingernails and Toenails must be nicely painted and harmonious with general color scheme of outfit.
9. I will provide snacks such as beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches but if you have additional snacks and/or drinks├óΓé¼┬ªBIG BONUS!
10. Being social is fine but no excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers, and most definitely NO PUBLIC AFFECTION with other festival-goers (violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride).
11. Periodic moments of extended eye contact.
12. Allow me to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged).
13. Must not be into drugs, pot ok.
14. Must take a minimum of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account.
15. Any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence.
16. At least once during festival, you must allow me to carry you on my shoulders so you can see stage better (perfect time for instigram photo!)
17. At least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that “I am naughty”.
18. At some point in time during the festival you must tell me that “you didn’t know how this would go, but you’re actually having a really good time”.
19. At least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.
20. Must be ready to party and HAVE FUN!”
Ha! Who could pass up “peanut butter sandwiches and beef jerky”?!
[Image via Craigslist.]