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Donald Trump Is Desperate To Get An A-List Star To Sing At His Inauguration — And NOBODY Will Do It!

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This is the most wonderful thing we've heard all week.

The Wrap is reporting that Donald Trump's transition team is desperate to get an A-list star to perform at next month's inauguration — but that nobody is willing to do it, no doubt in large part to how detested The Donald is among celebs and entertainers!

Related: Trump Wants To Do TV In His 'Spare Time'

Speaking anonymously, a source from Trump's Presidential Inauguration Committee confirmed that the group is hoping "to do better than Kid Rock and Ted Nugent," and added:

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RuPaul's Drag Race Alum Derrick Barry AH-Mazingly Spoofs Britney Spears' Slumber Party At His Office Christmas Party! Look!

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This is sure to make your days merry and bright!

We were all totally captivated by Britney Spears' super seXXXy Slumber Party music video costarring Tinashe. And it turns out this spectacular spoof is equally as enticing!

On Thursday, Derrick Barry unveiled a perfect parody of the pop princess' sensual smash, all about the awkwardness of office holiday parties!

Video: Watch Derrick Perform Work Bitch!

AH-mazing!

The performer is known for his incredible ability to impersonate the iconic artist, so it's really no surprise the RuPaul's Drag Race alum tackled this TITillating tune!

In the Adrian Anchondo-directed clip — which also features Nebraska Thunderfuck and Adam Ranzi — the drag queen dons a skimpy Mrs. Claus dress while singing about goofy situations and even actual issues like equal pay and inclusive holiday representation.

We have to say Derrick's resemblance to the living legend is uncanny, especially while nailing those Lyrik Cruz-choreographed moves!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

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Keira Knightley's Baby Daughter Swore When Donald Trump Won The Election! Find Out What The #$%& She Said!

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Keira Knightley hasn't played a pirate for quite a while, but her daughter still somehow has the mouth of a sailor!

The Imitation Game actress appeared on the Christmas special episode of The Jonathan Ross Show and gushed over her 19-month-old girl Edie.

In the sit down — which airs Saturday — the 31-year-old explained her daughter has been "talking a lot, she's running, she's literally repeating everything we say so we're having to be really careful."

Related: Keira Admits She's Been Wearing Wigs For The Past Five Years!

But apparently the actress and husband James Righton haven't been too careful, because little Edie got a bit explicit in the aftermath of Donald Trump's stunning election win.

Knightly remembered bringing her daughter into bed with her and her husband the morning after election day, explaining:

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Pink Has No Time For Those Pesky Divorce Rumors — See Her Sassy Response To The Haters!

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This is such a typical Pink response!

Following rumors of a split between the pregnant singer and her husband Carey Hart, the talented momma took to Instagram on Tuesday to clear the air in the most sarcastic way possible. We wouldn't expect anything less from the outspoken celeb!

Related: Pink's Daughter Is SO Ready To Be A Big Sis!

In the post, Pink mocks the breakup allegations by speaking to Hart directly about their so-called "split". The entertainer even went as far to ask her baby daddy to teach her how to set the house alarm before he bailed — LOLz!

Check out the pointed message (below)!

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Andy Cohen Thinks The Kardashian Sisters' Butts Are 'Probably' 100% Fake!

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You can always count on Andy Cohen to tell it like it is!

On Tuesday, the Bravo exec stopped by the Allegedly Podcast to dish on his most inneresting celeb encounters… but mostly just shared his thoughts on the Kardashian sisters' BUTTS. (We can't say we're surprised considering Kim Kardashian West's booty is one of the greatest American mysteries of our time!)

While the Watch What Happens Live! host has no experience as a plastic surgeon, he felt confident enough to sound off on Kim, Kourtney Kardashian, and Khloé Kardashian's derrières when podcast hosts Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss asked for his hot take.

Photo: Andy Takes A Selfie… With Kim K.'s BUTT!!!

According to the Real Housewives mediator, he believes the ladies' booties are "probably" not natural, saying:

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