Getting Them Young

Elizabitch Hasselbeck‘s kids have a new bedtime story to look forward to!

John McCain‘s daughter, Meghan, is working on a children’s book all about her daddy that will be released in September.

Just in time for the Republican convention!

“I am truly excited about the opportunity to write a children’s book about my father, who is not only a fantastic dad, but also a great American,” says daughter McCain.

Cool. Kids will get to see what life was like in the olden days, before most homes had electricity and running water.

Simon & Schuster, the book publisher, said that a portion of its net proceeds would be donated to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which helps wounded veterans and military personnel.

Meghan has no current plans to make a similar contribution, according to Simon & Schuster spokesman Paul Crichton.

What a shame. Why isn’t mini McCain donating to a charity? We don’t think she needs the money.

Her mama’s sitting on top of that huge beer distribution fortune!!!