Teen Bitch

Ashley Tisdale can’t stay in high school forever.
The Disney star is in negotiations to star in the remake of the 1989 cult classic Teen Witch.
We’re actually excited about this!! And, we think Ashley is a great choice. Shock, we know.
The Tiz would play an unpopular high school teen who learns she’s a descendant from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. The movie was a fantasy musical.
Dayum girl, you love those musicals!
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ash is also executive-producing an untitled mall-set show based on her life for Disney Channel. Disney declined comment on the project, but it is understood that the Mouse house approached Tisdale after execs read a newspaper article in which the actress talked of her misadventures before finding a career with High School Musical.
Savvy move, Tiz! Going to the money side of the biz!
Now, don’t fuck up Teen Witch!
P.S. They HAVE to bring Zelda back.
Must. Must. Must!
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