Michael Bay Is A Pig

The only transformation Michael Bay should be concerned with now is the one he took from geeky teenager to disgusting, douchey perv!

Apparently, the Transformer’s director had Megan Fox complete a rather unorthodox audition at his house. A source reports that Bay “made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.”

What?! Ewwwww!!!!

When asked about this unseen footage, Bay claims “[I] don’t know where it is.”

Sure, sure. Bet if we check your bedroom DVD player we’d find it!

[Image via WENN.]