Ladies and gentlemen, if we may draw your attention to the center of the ring!
In one we have Jenny Aniston, former Friends sweetheart-of-the-90s, current bitch-with-a-chip!
And in this corner we have Santa Angelina, former brother-smoocher and blood-vial-carrier, current mother-of-technicolor-household!
Round 2!
Fight!
After Santa Ange gushed about falling in love with Maniston’s ex-hubby, Brad Pitt, on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith while Bradley was still married to Jen, Maniston verbally manhandled Angelina in a new Vogue interview:
“What Angelina did was very uncool.”
What! Someone in this whole wide world has denounced the actions of Santa Angelina?!
We’re surprised that Man wasn’t instantly struck down dead by a bolt of lightning!
Oh, but Man wasn’t done.
She goes on to say, “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
Heresy!!!
Can’t wait for Round 3!
Brad Pitt just wants his balls freed!
Free Brad’s balls!
[Images via WENN.]