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No One Wants To Speak At Donald Trump's Convention!

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Just like the weird kid in high school, no one wants to go to Donald Trump's party!

In the past couple of days, things aren't going so well for the businessman! As we reported, thousands of wealthy Republican campaign donors are withholding their money from the controversial candidate!

In addition to his lack of funding, it seems like no Republican politicians are willing to speak or even attend the Republican National Convention less than a month away!

Related: Mini Donald Trump Is Back!

On Monday, POLITICO reached out to several prominent GOP governors, senators, and representatives about whether they were attending the convention in Cleveland. And judging from their data, people are avoiding Trump like a bad fart!

Some of the people who are flat out not attending include South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford, Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo, New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte, and several others!

This news is surprising given the fact that the RNC is a place where up-and-coming politicians become breakout stars. However, folks simply don't want to be associated with the Donald.

But don't feel too bad for the former reality TV star! Supporters such as New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich will most likely get on stage.

Sucks to suck!

[Image via WENN.]

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Utah Is Enforcing Its Ban On Porn With 'URL', The First Porn-Sniffing Dog! Yes, Really!

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Utah sure is one interesting place.

The Beehive state has previously declared pornography a "public health hazard," and now the government is seeing to it that they do something about it by sniffing out all that porn in their state — with a porn-sniffing dog!

Related: California Proposes Law That Would Require Porn Actors To Wear Condoms!

URL (pronounced "Earl") is a beautiful black lab rescued from a shelter as a puppy that went through six months of training in Indiana specifically to sniff out porn — and now the good dog is in Utah working against smut!

The 16-month-old dog has been trained to use its highly sensitive nose to sniff out unique chemical components of tech items that have been known to carry pornography — thumb drives, cell phones, tablets, and the like.

According to a release from the Weber County Sheriff's Office, URL will be used for quite a bit of technological detection crimes around the county:

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EXCLUSIVE! Celebrities Act Out Famous Samuel L. Jackson One-Liners At The 2016 BET Awards!

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Samuel L. Jackson was rightfully honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award last night at the 2016 BET Awards — so we got all the celebs on the red carpet to give us their best SLJ impression!

And the results were exactly what you'd expect: lots of yelling, cussing, and passionate flare! LOL!

Related: BET Awards 2016 — All The Fashion You Need To See

We had the stars pick one of the 67-year-old's most famous movie quotes out of a hat, and act out the one liner on the spot. Watch the HIGHlarious imitations (above)!

LOVES it!

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Johnny Depp Surprised Fans By Taking The Stage At Comedy Club!

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Get the scoop!

Despite the domestic violence allegations, Johnny Depp is still up for a good laugh!

On Saturday, the scandalized star attended a show at The Comedy Store — and even took the stage!

According to E! News, the Pirates of the Caribbean star and comedian pal Doug Stanhope — who famously stood up for the actor amid Amber Heard's disturbing claims — were watching comics perform, when suddenly the 53-year-old became part of the show.

Related: Doug Responds To Amber's Defamation Suit!

During his set, comedian Mat Edgar mentioned that the famous father was a part of the audience, and that's when the A-lister hopped up onstage for some banter that even caught the performer off-guard!

Apparently, Johnny joked that the time for Mat's set was up before swapping banter with the funnyman that the audience greeted with applause. At one point, Mr. Stanhope also took the stage during Mat's bit, too.

Get a glimpse of the impromptu exchanges (below)!

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Watch Khloé Kardashian's Ex James Harden Take A Victory Lap After DESTROYING A Small Child In Basketball Face-Off!

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This is too funny — that poor kid!!

James Harden was at his basketball camp this weekend giving lessons and hanging out with hundreds of little kids when he decided to go 1-on-1 with one of the youngsters — and the result was SO funny!

Related: Here's What Khloé Kardashian Finds Sexy In A Guy!

The Houston Rockets' star was face-to-face with the little guy when he put the moves on, popped the ball high over his head, and dunked HARD on the poor kid.

It's a pretty good video, and definitely a memorable moment for the little guy! But what's with the celebration after beating a 12-year-old??

Ch-ch-check out Khloé Kardashian's ex taking that sweet, sweet victory lap (below):

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Kellie Pickler Gives The Worst Buzz-In Ever On Celebrity Family Feud! Watch!

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Um… wow.

Kellie Pickler and Lance Bass stepped up on Celebrity Family Feud Sunday night, and an unreal gaffe is all that everybody's talking about after Miz Pickler made a, uh, memorable impression on host Steve Harvey.

Related: Kellie's Shoes At The CMTs Were No Bueno!

The country crooner and the former boy band star went up against each other in a VERY high-energy moment — so high energy, in fact, that Pickler was too excited to hit the button for her answer!!

It all started when host Harvey dropped the following question on the two contestants:

"We asked 100 women: Name something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind."

That must have excited Pickler, because she completely whiffed on the button — and almost fell down completely in the process!

Watch the whole thing go down (below)!

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Anthony Anderson & Tracee Ellis Ross Perform Rihanna, The Weeknd, & More In The Style Of Hamilton To Open The 2016 BET Awards!

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Anthony Anderson and Tracee Ellis Ross are back! In time!

The Black-ish stars are hosting the BET Awards for the second year in a row, and they decided to open the show with a special tribute to Hamilton!

Related: Lin-Manuel Miranda Is Leaving Hamilton!

Together, they performed Desiigner's Panda, O.T. Genasis' Cut It, The Weeknd's I Can't Feel My Face, and Rihanna's Sex With Me in the style of the Tony-winning musical — they even brought out R&B singer Anthony Hamilton.

Ch-ch-check out the bizarre Broadway opening (below)!

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