Khloé Kardashian has been put through the ringer when it comes to dating.
So we're not shocked to learn that the KUWTK star is dishing out relationship advice as she's pretty much an expert on romance nowadays. On Tuesday, KoKo took to her website and app to share what "white lies" she'd tell her man.
Related: Dating Advice Khloé Would Give Her Younger Self!
Ummm…. Tristan Thompson, are you reading this? The reality TV vet started off her advice column-esque post by writing:
Rob Kardashian better clean up his act… Quick!
That's the advice the reality star got from Blac Chyna's mom when the couple headed to D.C. on Sunday's episode of Rob & Chyna!
After dragging rob out to Khloe Kardashian's birthday party — which we already saw on KUWTK (don't get lazy on us, Kris Jenner) — the expecting parents jetted off to the East Coast to visit Chyna's family for the Fourth of July.
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While Rob already had reservations about the trip, his anxiety was put to the test during an awkward family dinner when they went out to eat with Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni and dad Eric Sr. — who haven't been in the same room for ten (or 12?) years!
Then the gang took a walk down memory lane and paid a visit to Chyna's old stripping grounds, the gentleman's club Sensationals. Being the philanthropist he is, Rob
You live, you learn!
Khloé Kardashian has certainly been through the ringer when it comes to relationships, but to use her own words, "with age comes wisdom!"
Taking to her app on Thursday, the 32-year-old penned a letter to her younger self full of dating advice.
But hey, had the KUWTK star not been through all the bad, she certainly wouldn't be enjoying all the good (looking at you, Tristan Thompson!).
Related: Rob Kardashian Mocks His Sisters By Going Platinum Blonde!
The blonde beauty advised:
This is all sorts of awkward…
The KUWTK family is already confusing enough with Blac Chyna and Tyga poised to be both exes and siblings-in-law at the same time in the near future — but the addition of The Game just makes things even worse!
As you may recall, the rapper infamously admitted to sleeping with three of the Kardashian sisters before further revealing that he's also had sex with Blac earlier this week.
Video: Adrienne Bailon Denies Being Rob's Cheating Ex!
Well, it seems as though Rob Kardashian didn't quite know about his fiancée's former flame when he hung out with The Game at Khloé Kardashian's 32nd birthday party… because they just had him digitally removed from this Sunday's Rob & Chyna!
In a sneak peek of the hit E! docuseries, Rob can be seen hanging back at the bar with a man with a blurred out face — whom we can only assume is The Game — instead of Kylie Jenner and Tyga.
Don't believe us??
Well, it's a good thing they forgot to blur him out in the very next shot…
Buy her torn-up jeans!
Khloé Kardashian is launching her own denim line and she can only hope it'll be as successful as Kylie Jenner's makeup empire!
Related: Khloé & Tristan Thompson Are Officially A Couple
The reality starlet announced the Good American line on Instagram, gushing about how excited she is for the release on October 18:
At least a few celebrities are winning in the game of love these days!
According to ET Online, Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have taken their relationship to the next level by making it official. Three cheers for Koko and Tristan, you guys!
Related: The Game F*cked Khloé!
Per an insider close to the reality star, Ms. Kardashian decided to take the leap with Thompson thanks to his amazing personality and his aversion to the "celeb scene." It's clear the beauty is looking for something more low-key this time around!
One source described the NBA player as the full-package, gushing:
"He's the nicest, sweetest guy. He comes from a very strong family and has a tight circle of close friends. He really isn't into the 'celeb scene' and does his own thing. He's close friends with [his Cleveland Cavaliers teammate] LeBron [James] and a couple of his teammates."
Well, based off the photo (below)! it looks like the athlete IS all about family:
We love this playful side of Rob Kardashian!
On Tuesday, the Rob & Chyna star took to Instagram to poke fun at his famous sisters' ever-changing looks — namely, when each one of them gave platinum blonde hair a try.
Needless to say, blondes might have more fun… but not everyone can rock it! Looking at you, Kourtney Kardashian!
Related: The Game Reveals WHICH Three Kardashians He F*cked
The 29-year-old posted a Photoshopped image of himself next to Kourt, Kim Kardashian West, Kendall Jenner, Khloé Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner, all six donning the same look: