YouTube Comedian Becomes Mayor Of Hell (Michigan) & Immediately Bans All Straight People From Entering!

If Donald Trump can become president, anything is possible!
That’s what inspired YouTube comedian Elijah Daniel to start a political career of his own — which, two days later, resulted in becoming the literal Mayor of Hell!
No, this bizarre, Faustian Twitter tale isn’t fake news.
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It all began with an interesting theory: if a reality star could easily become president, a YouTuber like Elijah could just as easily hold a lower political office.
So, he went to work, and started a grassroots movement of “calling towns asking to let me be their mayor.” Two days later, he succeeded, and on August 30 became the official Mayor of Hell, Michigan!
We shit you not! Here’s the proof:

I spent two days calling towns asking to let me be their mayor….. and guess what….
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ former mayor elijah (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017

As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell. pic.twitter.com/J7fuaLnFKV
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ former mayor elijah (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017

Mayor Elijah’s first order of business? To declare that “eating ass is dope,” obviously.
After that, he became the first mayor to ban heterosexuals from entering his town:

As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ former mayor elijah (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017

I love straights, but my #1 priority is the safety of my town. Until the heterosexual threat has been reviewed we cannot allow them to enter
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ former mayor elijah (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017

Ha! Now that’s a travel ban we can get behind!
Sadly, Mayor Elijah’s controversial policies and vulgar statements led to the downfall of his political career. The very same day, he announced his impeachment, writing: