"Sexy"

Does this make you hot????

This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!

Little Rumer Willis, the monster we created, famous for doing nothing, vamps it up on a photo shoot.

The daughter of The Mask, was snapped at a ranch in Santa Clarita, a rural area 40 miles from LA. She had several wardrobe changes and posed in various places, but still found time to smoke and eat a sandwich.

We usually try and discourage smoking, but in Rumer’s case, we say…

Smoke up, bitch!

[Photo by Chris via National Photo Group.]