Sidelined

Due to the surgery he had to have on his hand Sunday as a result of his drunk driving collision, Shia LaDouche is going to be out of commission for a while – about a month.
We’re sure EVERYONE involved with Transformers 2, which he’s currently filming, will be THRILLED for the delays and unnecessary costs Shia is going to cost him.
LaDouche’s publicist has released this statement following his drunk driving arrest and subsequent hospitalization/surgery:
“Attorneys for Mr. LaBeouf confirm that an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred early morning in Los Angeles on July 27, 2008. Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time.”
We hope he doesn’t become the male Lindsay Lohan.
On second thought, we hope he does!
[Image via WENN.]