Sobriety Is For Pussies!

Where’s the wagon????
Someone’s off it!
Jesse Metcalfe is pulling a Tara Reid.
The washed up actor is in the U.K. – probably to do some paid club appearances. On Friday night, the former Desperate Housewives star was spotted pAArtying with some friends in London.
It’s January, and he’s sweating profusely. Uh huh.
Nadine better not be back with him!!!
[Image via WENN.]