Where's The Crack Pipe????

Amy Winehouse‘s parents pose with a recreation of their daughter at the unveiling of her wax statue at Madame Toussad’s in London on Wednesday.
Not very lifelike at all!
Where’s the bad skin????
How come we see no track marks????
And if it doesn’t come in odor-rama, smelling like bad cheese, then we’d return that wax figure and demand a new one!
Amy’s parents claimed she couldn’t make it to the unveiling today because she was up late last night working on her new album.
Uh huh. Suuuuure.
Stop being such enablers!
[Image via WENN.]