You’ve all seen some of the bullshizz we won’t think twice about when the Mayans come to get us on the 21st — now check out some of the FAB things we WILL be missing!
We really hope this isn’t the end, LOLz!!
Zac Efron
LOLz! For seeeeeerious, guys! What would the world be without Zefron?? If he goes, we can only hope we go too! HA!
Magic Mike
HAVE YOU SEEN MAGIC MIKE?? You’d be crazy not to hope for a inter-demensional way to watch this after we’re gone! Ha!
Dogs (Especially Teddy!)
If the Mayans take us, we hope they’ll be kind enough to let us bring along our pets — and be kind to the rest of the animals on this planet! We’ll miss Teddy TOO much!!
Sex
Come on! You KNOW this is on your list too! Though, who knows if the Mayans aren’t taking us to some awesome massive orgy for eternity! LOLz!!
Music
Music is such a huge part of our lives, we just don’t know if could handle any kind of existence without it! Plus, can you imagine a world without IM5?? Us either!
Britney Spears
Britney Spears is an icon — she’s constantly at the top of the charts, making us dance, and filling the world with fun.
PLUS HER REACTIONS ON X FACTOR ARE EVERYTHING!
Disney
All the magic, all the inspiration and spreading of good will… gone. That’s not cooooOOOoool with us!!
Photoshop
There has never been a shark who correctly thought it could take a bite out of Robert Pattinson. R-Patz has a perfect record.
Ha!
BONUS: You Guys!
You guys are seriously the best part of our lives — we couldn’t do anything without you! If the world ends on Dec. 21st, just know that we love each and every one of you guys!
Happy Holidays and have a wonderful End Times!! HA!