Step right up folks! It’s the weekly Tabloid cover circus!!
This week in “too-skinny” celebs: Victoria Beckham’s scary neck and Taylor Swift’s spine bumps!
Apparently, The Obama’s marriage is doomed because Michelle Obama is unraveling, and Koutney & Khloe Kardashian are abandoned, desperate women who are drowning their sorrows in sweet alcohol nectar.
Speaking of the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was supposedly cheating on Kris Humphries during their entire 2 month marriage – oh and she is also the target of some elaborate assassination scheme that all began with the notorious flour-bomb incident…she’s fearing for her life, ya’ll.
Jessica Simps has a shotgun wedding, and also dishes about motherhood.
Is Princess Katie preggers?? Maybe!
And it seems Tom Cruise is an alien on-set diva.
There you have it, folks! This weeks delectable tabloid feast for your eager viewing pleasure!!!