This is truly HIGHlarious! Someone is “translating” 50 Cent’s rambling, misogynist, incoherent tweets into proper English. Here are some examples (50’s original tweets in italics)
50cent: Soulja and fab kicked it they cool now aint no more beef you cock suckers have a nice day lol
English50cent: Soulja and Fab have reconciled their differences, but have run out of meat. Warm regards to my homosexual followers. *laughs*
50cent: I’m going back to write my album lolBut leave soulja alone a bitch set him up give him a break dam
English50cent: My work continues. *laughs* Please refrain from pestering Soulja. He was conned by a female dog. Water barricades gladly received.
50cent: I get all you niggas killed fuck that. I dear you niggas touch him. Soulja say what ever you wantNiggas aint gone do shit
English50cent: I will organise your collective assassination. I challenge your ability to hurt him. Soulja has the same view. You lack courage.
This is officially our new favorite thing on twitter!
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