Who knew erotic fiction could stimulate your package AND serve as a stimulas package?!
Since its main-stream release, the once erotic Twilight fan-fiction turned straight fiction, 50 Shades of Grey, has exposed a scintillating world once shrouded in mystery to many women, a world many believed should only be found in the controversial ‘porno’ realm.
But now, thousands of ladies feel free to admit they LOVE themselves a little fantasy kink!
In NYC alone, hardware stores are reporting a vast increase in sales of natural filament rope, sex-shops are selling out of bondage-related products AND are selling special Fifty Shades of Grey fantasy sets, and sexually-themed instructive classes are as hot as freshly-spanked as*!
Brooks Brother’s are even featuring Eight Shades of Grey Ties! One company rep reveals:
“We may not have Fifty Shades of Grey Ties, but we do have Eight Shades of Grey Ties.”
Ha!!!!
We├óΓé¼Γäóre so glad sexual freedom is spreading like the legs of SO MANY women…
Loves it!!
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