91 Million Americans Are Jobless & Don't Give A F*ck! Get Fun-Employment Deets HERE!

Fun-Employment: The American Dream!
The U.S. Dept. of Labor’s Bureau of Labor Statistics just pushed out some new employment data and, we’ll be honest, the numbers might alarm you!
According to the data, there are over 100 million unemployed Americans and 91.5 million of them aren’t even looking for jobs!!!
Ughh!!! That’s horrible!!!
Or… is it?
Nah, not really! As it turns out, a very large percentage of those 91,455,000 folks NOT looking for jobs are retired, or students, or stay at home caretakers!!
Phew!!! We were worried for a second!
Still, over 6 million Americans are looking for work and unable to find it!! Sadzies!
Hmm, we wonder if Zac Efron is amongst them? We’d totally hire him to rub tanning oil on our backside!