ESPN Analyst Arrested on Kiddie Porn Charges!

Ew! Nasty!
Jeremy Green, an ESPN analyst and football commentator, was arrested yesterday on drug and kiddie-porn charges.
The police caught up with Mistah Man Acne in local hotel in Bristol, CT. He was found in possession of child pornography, narcotics and drug paraphernalia, so the police immediately took him in.
He’s currently still locked up pending a $750,000 cash-only bond.
Who the hell is going to bail out such a creeper?
Yuck!