Time To Shut Up, Bristol!

Here’s the thing about Bristol Palin we think everyone should start to recognize:
Bitch is as big a fame-whore as effing Levi Johnston!
Face it, people! She got together with him for the publicity and now she broke up with for the publicity. She’s doing interviews all over town, while her baby is probably off somewhere being raised by his uncle, Trig.
In a “new” interview, Bristol told sources that she considers herself “naive” to believe Levi was ready to settle down.
Translation – She was stoopid and didn’t listen to her mother when Sarah Palin told her to get the whole fake-marriage-for-a-reality-show-thing put in a contract and signed in blood.
Then, Bristol goes on to say:

“I see that Levi’s people equate me with a Bridezilla. This is not about me. This was about doing what was best for Tripp and making us a family.”

Translation: “I wanted water lilies in the centerpieces, but Levi said they were out of season. I told him he was out of my vajayjay and he walked.”
Seriously girl, you need to shut up now. No one cares if you had married him or that you’re not. You’re not getting any sympathy from America – just a continued dose of malice!
[Image via AP Images.]