Snooki Snickers Is Too Pretty To Go To Jail!

Aww Snooks!
It’s okay, bb! What’s important is that you learned from your mistake!
Our most beloved guidette on the Jersey Shore is opening up about her public intoxication arrest, and explains that unlike a certain delusional hard-pAArtying wacktress who don’t learn from their mistakes, she will not be going behind bars again anytime soon!
She explains:

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I’m not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ big deal! I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”

Smart thinking, bb! And we agree – your elegance would go completely unappreciated in prison!
It’s best you stay away!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]