Forget Capitol Hill! Levi Has To Deal With Capitol One First!

If you were thinking of donating to the mayoral campaign of Levi Johnston, we’d think again. You just might find that your money is going towards his bills, not his noble cause!
Sources are reporting that Capitol One Bank has just filed legal papers in Alaska against Levi. According to their records, Levi charged $1,178.06 to his account last year, but never paid up. Now, they are looking for their $$$. They want the Wasilla weasel to fork over the total sum, and then some – interest at the rate of 19.90%.
We are in a recession!
So, where you going to come up with that kind of dough, dufus?
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