Jersey Shore Sued For Assault!

Mo’ money, mo’ problems!
A woman is suing MTV‘s parent company Viacom, 495 Productions, as well as the entire cast of Jersey Shore for assault and on racketeering charges.
The woman, who wishes to remain anonymous and is only identified by her initials J.P., is claiming that four security guards threw her to the ground and caused bodily damage, including a permanent scar on her chin after she got in a verbal argument with our beloved Snooki.
The alleged incident happened back in September 2009 on the night Season One’s episode “One Shot” was filmed when cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro got in a fight with a guy and knocked him out.
J.P. alleges that Viacom, MTV, and 495 Productions are “actively engaged in a criminal enterprise because it is making money off of advertising sales for a television show promoting criminal behavior.”
This past Thursday, a paralegal attempted to serve court papers at the cast’s Ocean Terrace House, however Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancala refused the papers. He eventually left the documents on the sidewalk with other cast and crew members watching.
If she wins the lawsuit, Jersey Shore could be taken off the air. Permanately.
NO!! Say it ain’t so!!!
What would we do without our weekly drunk and stupid guidos and guidettes?!?
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