Snooki Snickers To Stand Trial...For Being Annoying!

This could be a really rough turn of events for Jersey Shore lovers everywhere.
Over the summer, our beloved Snooki Snickers had a few too many helpings of Ron-Ron juice with her morning pickle one day and ended up wandering out into the Seaside Heights sun, terrorizing her fellow guidettes and landing in jail.
Today is her trial hearing and should the judge find her guilty of the charges of disorderly conduct, being a public nuisance and criminally annoying others, she could go to jail! Standard procedure is to charge $3,200 and 30 days in jail!
Oh no! Is that really necessary? It was all for the sake of entertaining television, after all!
To quote the majestic swamp princess: “I’m too pretty to be in jail!”
Agreed! How’s about we call this charge a double-bagger and forget all about it?
[Image via WENN.]