Mister, Don't Touch The Banana!

Dios mio!
The New York Post‘s Latino section, Tempo, spoke to a Latin psychic to get his predictions for ’08 for some Latinolicious stars, including Perezito.
Here is what EL NIÑO PRODIGIO has to say about Perez:
“Perez Hilton: Perez better watch out – some celeb will try to beat him up, but the spirit guides say that he will win the “fight.” His love life continues to suffer (no soulmate yet) but he will be in a love triangle – i.e. an affair with a very famous celebrity, making scandalous news himself. On the home front, Perez will buy his dream home this year. Plans for that “Oprah”-like talk show finally start. Get your lawyers (and mind) correct.”
Que locura!