GOOPY Gwyneth Gets A Scooter!

She would.
Gwyneth Paltrow decided to embrace her inner pretentious hipster, so she went and bought herself a scooter!
The pain in the ass actress was snapped driving herself around on it all over Londontown!
We’re sure she’ll be updating GOOP any day now, talking about the refined benefits of such a vehicle in comparison to a car!
BLECK!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]