Jersey Housewives' Laurita Does NOT Want To Testify In Prostitution Whore's Defamation Case!

We don’t blame her! Poor thing only JUST got that psychopath out of her life!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s super villainess, the mentally unstable Jafar lookalike Danielle Staub, is currently in a nasty legal battle with her ex Kevin Maher, who is suing the Prostitution Whore for defamation!
We reported that Maher intends to use Staub’s former castmates Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita to testify about her “dishonest reputation,” but according to the latter Housewife, she wants to avoid that mess at all costs!
Laurita reveals:

“I didn’t even know I was on the list … it’s not really a list I want to be on … can I be taken OFF the list? I really don’t want to go back to that dark place. Every time I’ve moved on the tide tries to pull me back in. I’m enjoying the sun. Let me be.”

Sorry, bb! But at least you have a few months of zero crazy from Prostitution Whore before she slithers back into your life!
You’re not expected to take the stand until February!
And we PRAY that production of season three is underway at that point, so we can it all go down for ourselves!
We know. We truly sympathize with Jacqueline and feel bad that she has to do this shiz, but c’mon! It will make for AMAZEBALLS television!
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