Or as others will soon refer to it is “The Michael Lohan Prison For Drunk & Easy Females.”
This just has creepy scam written all over it.
Considering how much money the Lohans have funneled into rehabs all across the great state of California, Papa Lohan has decided to open one of his own in hopes of getting some his investments back. He recently spoke about how the project was advancing and revealed some details that were pretty surprising.
For starters, he’s throwing down the gauntlet right at the start, deciding to build this facility in Pasadena, CA, which is not so far from the Pasadena Recovery Center, which is the hospital Dr. Drew uses for his Celebrity Rehab.
Take that, Pinsky!
Then, besides confirming that he will be the head of operations at the joint, Michael also explained that the center would only treat women and would be “very religiously oriented.”
Oh sweet Jesus, he found religion! This can’t be good!
When talking about the kinds of “treatment” his prisoners patients would receive, Michael explained:
“I don’t believe in prescription drugs. If people come in on them they’re going to have to get off of them, otherwise they’ll be looking for another rehab. I believe spirituality and holistic methods can cure anything. God will be a major element in recovery.”
Your probably the last person God wants to be associated with, Michael, so stop dragging him into your crazy world of delusions and fame whoring. If we for one second believed you were actually doing this to help a single person other than yourself, we’d commend you.
But we don’t, so we won’t. Enjoy wasting other people’s charitable time and money on your latest scheme to be in the spotlight!
Bleck!
[Image via WENN.]
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