Where In The World Are Charlie Sheen's Twins?

Uh-oh. Prepare for a fresh batch of delirium.
Last night, Brooke Mueller obtained a court order to retrieve her children from Charlie Sheen’s home and bring them back to live with her. A judge granted her wish to not only strip Charlie of his custodial rights, but also awarded her a restraining order to keep Charlie away from her. Now, Charlie’s telling sources he has no idea where his boys are and he’s getting a bit frantic.
Charlie’s convinced that Brooke is still strung out on crack cocaine and plans to fight the judge’s decree to keep his kids away from him. In the meantime, he allegedly sent one of his nannies over to Brooke’s house to check up on the kids, seeing as he can’t get that close to Brooke.
However, the nanny reported back that no one was home at Brooke’s El Lay place and when Charlie tried calling Brooke, he got no answer. Now, he’s worried, explaining to sources:

“I’m going crazy. I have to find my children.”

Going? Honey, you’re GONE!
Stop to think about this for a second. The woman is trying to keep herself and her children AWAY from you. We’re sure everything is fine and the children are safe, but its almost a certainty that the way Brooke plans to make it stay that way is to keep you in the dark about where they are.
Out of sight from the ones out of their mind!
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