Keep your housewives! They’re so last season!
Calling all goddesses! Word is that a new reality show is being developed in South Africa that will search from the best porn star around.
Do we have your attention, Charlie Sheen?
Aptly-titled South America’s Next Top Porn Star, contestants will, yes, compete in sexual competitions so that they might be crowned world’s “perfect porn star”.
Have no fear – producers promise that condoms will be kept around by the bucket load and every contestant must prove that they are HIV and STI free before competing. The prize for one lucky (unlucky?) man and woman will be some money left on the nightstand and a role for each in Hustler├óΓé¼Γäós final film of 2011.
That just sounds….WHY???
We’re dumbfounded! Remember when starring in porn was a joke and shameful and something you hoped to God your mother wouldn’t find out about??? What is this world coming too?!
We swear, if CBS picks this up for its Monday night line-up, we will have officially lost faith in humanity!
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