Kim Kardashian Has Never Pooped!!

We hope you’re not eating your breakfast while reading this.

In the latest issue of Cosmo with Kim Kardashian on the cover, the reality star says that she’s never passed gas and she’s never gone #2!

WTF??

That can’t be real. We know you’re a lovely young woman, but there’s no possible way you have never pooped before, Kim! Unless of course you’re a robot, a ghost, or a unicorn. You must have some magical bowels! LOLz.

[Image via Cosmo.]