Death of a Shamarriage: What Went Wrong???

We are still devastated by the news that Starzilla and Big Gay Al are divorcing.
We thought these two would last forever!
Sources report that the soon-to-be former Mr. Star Jones, Al Reynolds, checked out of his marriage nearly a year ago.
What a shock.
Was he ever in the marriage?????
Things apparently came to a head last year while the duo were vacationing in Saint Tropez. While there, Star began really hating her role as sugar momma.
Also, the pair’s been living separately the last year ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Al├óΓé¼Γäós been playing professor of social science at Florida Memorial University down in Miami.
According to one of Al├óΓé¼Γäós South Beach friends, Al doesn├óΓé¼Γäót miss Star much in Miami, ├óΓé¼┼ô├óΓé¼┬ª(Al)he’s always on the beach or at the pool at the Delano. He hits Mansion, Priv├â┬⌐, Mokai and the Florida Room at the Delano four nights a week├óΓé¼┬ª Al always has a posse of hot young dudes and scantily clad women with him. He brings strippers back from Gold Rush strip bar to the Delano and dirty dances all night long.”
Poor Al.
What’s he gonna do next????
You know B.G.A. wants to remain in the spotlight!
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