Goverment Grandpa Hoooker! 83-Year-Old Arrested For Prostitution

Ha! This isn’t a crime; this is a sign of hope for every man over 65! Whooo!
Ben Clifford Dawson is an 83-year-old resident of Centerville, Iowa. Ben could’ve retired like everyone else, but instead, he decided that life is for the living, so he decided to run for cit council, take up gardening and, oh yeah, BECOME A PROSTITUTE!
The latter life goal got him into trouble Wednesday when the police arrested him for providing services to a woman “in exchange for repayment of a loan.” Things got awkward when the woman decided against the deal while Ben “began kissing her neck without consent.”
Now poor Ben is locked up… but at least he had a good time before he went! LOL!