The Sex Scene In Breaking Dawn Had Too Much Thrusting, Had To Be Reshot!

WHAT?!
Why did they have to do this?! WHY?!
According to Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon, in order for him to secure a PG-13 rating on the flick from the MPAA, the much-anticipated sex scene between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had to be edited down – all because of some serious thrusting!
He explains:

“There are guidelines on thrusting intercourse. [Kristen] got very into it.”

As she SHOULD HAVE, with a man like that on top of her! LOLz!
Please, please, please let this uncensored version end up in the Deleted Scenes on the DVD!
Or leak it onto YouTube!
Something! ANYTHING!