Pippa Middleton's Bum Is Up For Courting!

Pippa Middleton has just broken up with her long-term boyfriend — Alex Loudon!!
OMG the Tumblr fanfiction stories must be WILD right now!!
After being companions for three years, the duo has split due to…???? Well, nobody is confirming or denying anything but they do say they engaged in a number of arguments before the official break-up.
We’re thinking this probably involves her rise to fame after the royal wedding. Perhaps Alex’s insecurities got the best of him??
Whatever happened, we know men (and women) all over the world are celebrating right now!
Hmm…we wonder if this means Prince Harry will be going home early now… LOL!!!
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